• adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
• me: no
• adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
• me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet

basically me at school all day

• me: i hate all of you
• me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
• me: holy fuck walk faster
• me: get smarter idiot
• me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die